Johnny Humperfast

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so, there's this kid named johnny humperfast. he has this AMAZINGLY HOT teacher that he has a HUGE crush on her. one day, johnny told the teacher to take off her shirt. the teacher said NO in a furious way. then he said," if you don't, i'm gonna tell my parents, and they're gonna tell the principal and you're gonna get fired!" the teacher said,"ok ok." in a furious way. so she took her shirt off and she said,"happy now" Johnny said,"no, i want you to take your skirt off!" the teacher said,"NO NOW YOU STOP THAT!!" and of course, he said,"if you don't, i'm gonna tell my parents, and they're gonna tell the principal and you're gonna get fired!" the teacher took off the skirt and asked the him again,"are you happy NOW??" and of course, he said,"no, now take your bra off!" the teacher, of course, said," NO!" then of course he said if you don't...blah blah blah then of course she took the bra off. then the teacher said that she will not be taking anything off anymore. but he didn't care he just told her to take the panties off and go into that closet. she said she will not do anything anymore and of course, he said if you don't blah blah blah... then she went into the closet and he followed her into it. then johnny's parents came in and in shock, they said, " JOHNNY HUMPERFAST!!" and he replied"I'M HUMPING HER AS FAST AS I CAN!!!"

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by kong z. 1+ years ago

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