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If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? It doesn't

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?...This is highly unlikely

sorrri if taken from someone

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?...Yes

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?..."don't belive me then"

Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? Im not sure

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?...2

Do birds pee?...yup

If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?...You choose Feb. 28 or March 1...E

When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?...First Man

Can dogs have dog days?...Probably

Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?..just how things work

Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?...Because it records your time and no you can get other types of clocks!!

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?..they could

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?...cause he wanted to be different

Why do people say heads up when you should duck? get you to look at whats coming then duck

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?....hmmmmm because niner is easier to hear

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Do pigs pull ham strings?pigs don't do excercice

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? ...because punctuation comes frst

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? ... its just the way it is

Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?....hmm because they dont want to ruin their clothes , that and they dont wanna be shot in the first

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?....yes

Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?....its not really canadian and its not really hawaiian

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

If a table is propped up can it be propped down?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?...because bubbles are white!

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?...they call somone and get them to go where they were origanally going

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?....not sure same as normal car parks

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...because apparently things look good from the sky

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?...yes this is true and i totally agree

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?.just the language again

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?...when ur middle finger hits ur palm

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?.....its never to early for God

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?....most likely

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? its just means there might be rain or not....but yeah pretty much


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by ali n. 1+ years ago

birds do not pee only poo as they do i together from the same hole

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

Here's a rhetorical question: Are you an idiot?

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