there's an American, Mexican, and an Iraqie. they rub a magic genie lamp and the genie says to them, " you each get only one wish"
First the Mexican goes" I wish all of my people were in my country and safe" then miraculously he disapears
Next the Iraqie goes " I wish all of my people were in my country and safe" then miraculously he disapears.
Lastly the American goes " so, you mean to tell me that all the Iraqies and Mexicans are all gone?" then the genie nods. then the American goes "oh, well, I guess i'll just have a soda then.