At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk, "How much does that cost?"
The man replied, "Only one kiss per yard."
"Okay," said the girl. I'll take ten yards."
With great anticipation, the clerk quickly measured the cloth, wrapped it up, and then handed it to the girl.
Pointing to the old man beside her, the girl smiled and said: "Grandpa will pay the bill."