There was a little sister and a bigger brother. One night the little sister says "big brother, big brother, can i take a shower with you?" He responds "only if mama says it okay."
So mama says its okay. While their in the shower the little sister asked "big brother, big brother, what is that?' he responds "dadda says it my toy soldier."
So when they get out of the shower the little sister asks "big brother, big brother, can i sleep in your bed tonight?" again he responds "only if mama says its okay," and mama says its okay
In the morning the big brother waked up and sees blood all over the bed, he asks his little sister " little sister, little sister what happened?" and she says "Well, i was playing with your toy soldier, and it spit on me, so i bit its head off!"
If you didnt figure it out his toy soldier is his penis...
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