Teacher: Class, before you leave I will announce your exam results. Okay...so Johnny got 99%...

(Johnny stood to face his classmates.)

Johnny: Hah! Did you all hear that? I'm so good! I didn't even study...and I was sleepy! You dimwits! If I were you, I wouldn't bother going to school anymore! You're all just wasting your money! You should just go home and take care of your chickens! Hahaha!

Teacher: ...and the rest got 100%. That's all. Class dismissed.