Ever tried a prank call?
Its just so darn fun no matter your age.Here's one of my favourite!
Me: "Hello,I'm calling from Billy's Ice Box company.I'm doing a short phone survey and I'd love to ask if your brand and model of your fridge.Could you please help me check and find out sir?"
Victim: "No can do,I'm a little busy,I can't help.Sorry"
Me:" Well please sir,I'll just take 2 minutes?"
Victim:" Well,Alright then,Hold on a minute,I'll go check your stuff"
(Fool went off to check,Came back later. Told me the model and brand)
Me: "Thank you sir,Well,Is it running?
Victim: Yeah of course!"
Me: "You sure?"
Victim: "Yes,I'm absolutely certain about it."
Me: "Alright,I believe you,Well,could you at least tell ,me the amount of lightbulbs in you fridge?"
Victim: "About four?"
Me: "You certain about it? Could you count it please? One last check?"
Victim: "You know,you're starting to annoy me.Hold on."
(The idiot that he is,he goes off to check)
Victim: "Hello? Eight."
Me: "So thank you for checking all the time I ask you to. One last question.Okay,I'm sorry.You do have running shoes right?"
Victim: "Errm? Yes?"
Me: "So your fridge is running right?"
Victim: "Yes! I already told you once! Piss off man!"
Me: "Well then you ungrateful angry pig,You better go catch it!"
Best laugh I ever had. Try it on someone you don't know and enjoy!