Internet Axioms

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1. Home is where you hang your @

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C:\is the root of all directories.

8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

13. A chat has nine lives.

14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must come down.

17. Windows will never cease.

18. In Gates we trust.

19. Virtual reality is its own reward.

20. Modulation in all things.

21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

22. There's no place like

23. Know what to expect before you connect.

24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

25. Speed thrills.

26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.


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by Bunny Man 1+ years ago

Goddammit, Jeff Z. and Crystal S.! If it's NOT funny, then don't vote HIGH! That's the precise reason why Moelicious is the totalitarian dictator of

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by Mad R. 1+ years ago

0/10 You fail at life.

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

I second.

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by Jeff Z. 1+ years ago

its too long and too cheesy... but since its from moelicious i give it an 8 :)

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