Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed a two hour special.
Yo mama so dumb that she put a quarter in a parking meter, she expected a gumball.
Yo mama's face is so ugly that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to eat a soup with a fork. (not a chunky soup)
Yo mama so old, she went to school with jesus.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
who the fuck says "yo mama" jokes any-fucking-more.... wow.. dont post anything till ur balls drop
Da Only Thing That Could Be As Near As Funny About This Is The First Yo Moma Cuss,Besides Heres A Cuss That Brings A Hell Of A Fight Your Moma So Dumb,She Got Run Over By A Parker Car