BEST YO MAMA JOKES EVER!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.

Yo mama so fat, that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed a two hour special.

Yo mama so dumb that she put a quarter in a parking meter, she expected a gumball.

Yo mama's face is so ugly that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to eat a soup with a fork. (not a chunky soup)

Yo mama so old, she went to school with jesus.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

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by King Funny 1+ years ago

who the fuck says "yo mama" jokes any-fucking-more.... wow.. dont post anything till ur balls drop

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

Da Only Thing That Could Be As Near As Funny About This Is The First Yo Moma Cuss,Besides Heres A Cuss That Brings A Hell Of A Fight Your Moma So Dumb,She Got Run Over By A Parker Car

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by r. m. 1+ years ago

your obviously 10 years old and so are those jokes

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