Mrs Smith was teaching her year 6 students about sex education. One of her students named Johnny was fast asleep so Mrs Smith told him to get up in front of the class and tell them what he knew about anything in the topic.
"Some blow in peoples faces unexpectedly" "Most do it when noone is watching" "If it is too deep it won't work" "The nigerians are the deadliest" "The asians are the largest exporters with the smallest stock" "If you fuck around to much it might have some serious consequences"
Johnny and his parents were called in for an interview later that day.
Mrs Smith: I am worried that your son knows a little two much about the topic we are learning in class.
Parents: What is the topic?
Mrs Smith: Sex Education
Johnny: SEX EDUCATION, Julian told me the topic was land mines.