Blonde Teacher

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A Blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a little boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.'

'Why?', says the blonde.

The boy says: 'Because, I'm the fucking goalie!!'

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by desiree c. 1+ years ago

its called txting lanuguage idoit

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by gabe g. 1+ years ago

im a BLONDE and I jus got applied to lousiana tecch comunity school, so who's dum now????

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

i didn't mean u david, im talking to eric, sorry

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

tats a fucking shortform u idiot!

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by Lexie B. 1+ years ago

And in her name she had forgotten the period after the S.

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol, I like your stuff Moelicious! Funny ^-^

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by S L. 1+ years ago

Blondes aren't as stupid as portrayed you know???? im BLONDE and im now being excepted into Oxford University

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