The parrot

mark as unread

A lady who owns a parrot wants to teach him how to speak, so she sends him off to find three new sentences and come back and tell her the three sentences at the end of the day.

So the parrot goes out in the city and sees a boy say to a girl ''You're crazy!'' and so he thinks that's his first sentence.

He keeps flying around town and sees a race car driver yell ''100 mph!''. He thinks this is his second sentence.

He then sees a little kid drop his icecream cone saying ''Awww, all smushed up!''

It is now the end of the day. He returns to see his owner and she asks him what sentences he had learned that day. He said ''You're crazy!''. She is so angered by this that she grabs the parrot by his neck and throws him across the room. He says ''100 mph!''. He squashes against the wall and falls to the ground. He then says ''Awww, all smushed up!''.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 5.1 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 5,183 times

categories: animals, nature insults other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 2 of 2 discussions       sort by: newest

+1 thumb down thumb up
by emma l. 1+ years ago

Dumb joke, I've seen some fucking stupid ones but this really takes the retard cake.

Reply to emma l.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Poor parrot, BTW, i almost accidently typed carrot 0_o

Reply to Jade R.'s comment
CK3WU_The parrot

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

XwIy4dNfP1N8CgK5MxGfrM
0