The Sensitive Man

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The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place,

and as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is

completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,

with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them

and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,

and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf..

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy

to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,

after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom

where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,

more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

'Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf'

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by Alice M. 1+ years ago

Moral of the story: never sleep with guys that have any teddy bears!

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by Meliora F. 1+ years ago

Um... I don't think many women would sleep with a guy who has a wall covered in stuffed animals. =/

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by j r. 1+ years ago

that was obviously a trap....poor girl XD

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by Dermot O. 1+ years ago

ROFL what an ass XD

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

nice

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by Kirsten J. 1+ years ago

Sorry everyone, but I don't get it. Am I too young to understand this stuff or did he mean about the teddy bears? Or...did that joke involve something sexual????

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by karina f. 1+ years ago

wow and she thought it was like the best sex she ever had....and the dude said middle self....and i have heard this before soomewhere....but its funny everytime

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by Betachief117 .. 1+ years ago

Hah! and she thought it meant something. (no offense)

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by Erin J. 1+ years ago

OMG!! ROFL

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by Rachel M. 1+ years ago

PWND XD awesome job Moe

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by ivana k. 1+ years ago

thats got me rotfl its soo funny how do you make these up?? ur the best

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

hahha. lol. medium shelf.

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

ROTFLMAO

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by ♦Deathvirus♦ 1+ years ago

ROTFL

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by Harmony H. 1+ years ago

She didn't even get one from the top shelf! LMAO!

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by Dominique H. 1+ years ago

Lol ii thought it would say the teddy bears represent everyone he had been with

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

OUCH!!! that was the best 1 so far! LMAO!!!

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

omg sensitive my ass

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by Eric M. 1+ years ago

Aww... 10/10

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