Hymn #365

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Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

THOU SHALT BRING YOUR DRINKING STRAWS!!!

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by tamika b. 1+ years ago

to the river we shall go amen!!!!

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by john m. 1+ years ago

am going fishing

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by heidie b. 1+ years ago

Lets all go to the river then =)

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

is this supposed to be funny? plz dont diss me

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Yes, I agree Trisha B. =D

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by Trisha B. 1+ years ago

Let's all gather at the river

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

Smile ;p

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by Dusk S. 1+ years ago

I'm just going to say the same thing as Haley. AMEN!!!!!

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

Amen!!! ;-P

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