Okay so there's two men in a truck they're going 25 miles an hour when all of a sudden this creepy old man comes up and taps on the window and in a raspy voice asks you got a cigarette i could borrow, so they give him the cigarette then gun it now going 50 they're sure they've lost him but then he taps on the window again asking you got a lighter i could borrow so they fumble around find a lighter and give it to him then giving it all they've got gun it to 100 now they're sure there's no way in heck he could catch them but then they see his face at the window they're both screaming at the top of they're lungs then he asks would you like some help getting out of the mud. : )
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I know its a copy just wanted to share it so more people could see it. didn't mean to offend anyone by copying just trying to spread the joke. sorry.
I don't know,the person who originally wrote it,maybe?
This is just a dumb version of the actual funny one
needs some comma's, full stops, quote marks and stuff. i cant remember what the are called but the joke needs them.