duck for a fuck.

mark as unread

i got this one from my cousin.

a man was walking his pet duck down the street one day and saw a hooker. so he walks up to the hooker and says "will you fuck me for my duck?" the hooker agrees.

the next day that same man was walking down that same street and saw that same hooker with his duck. the man felt terrible about trading his duck. so the man aproaches the hooker again and says "i will fuck you for my duck back." the hooker agreed.

on his way home with duck, he came to an intersection. he looked left, then right, then left again and crossed the road. out of nowere, a speeding truck slams the duck and kills it. the truck drivers gets out and feels so terrible about killing this mans duck that he offers him 25 bucks for it

all together he gets a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, 25 bucks for a fucked up duck!

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 0.0 ?

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 324 times

categories: animals, nature men, women, relationships other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

CK1WS_duck for a fuck.

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

u6W0z4SDDa6W3aKrpF5U7g
0