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lost his virginity before his dad

eats steak for every meal and forgets to kill the cow

won a staring contest against Ray Charles'

hits one bowling pin and the rest fall over in fear

beats Ozzy Osbourne. He bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers and not bats

can climb a rope with one hand and one hand only

can blow bubbles with beef jerky

can take off faster than a B-12 Bomber

jumped off the empire state building and only sprained his ankle

once made toilet paper but there was a problem, it wouldnt take shit from anyone

wrote an autobiography, it was just a list of everyone he killed

killed the Kebler Elf's wife and kids

is capable of photosynthesis

invented the apple

won a game of russian roulette against himself

invented the bolt-action rifle,football, sexual intercourse, and liquor

knows if you threw a punch at him your entire arm would shatter on impact

knows everything except for the definition of mercy

doesn't stub his toes. he accidentally destroys tables, bed-frames and desks

can win a fight between Batman and Wolverine

had sex with 1,934,893,391 women. Only 4 survived.

Obamaed your momma. thats why she still walks with a limp.

is who killed Mr. Rogers

found Osama Binladen; after he roundhouse kicked him in Kansas, through the planet and stopped just short of the surface on the other side


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