The Robot Lie Detector

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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie,' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments,' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, ' Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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by so k. 1+ years ago

nice!!!! I would never buy that robot

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by j r. 1+ years ago

id say the lady got the back end if the deal lol

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by Rochanda R. 1+ years ago

lmao lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Santana G. 1+ years ago

Damn Su cks To Be Any Of Them!

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by Yamin A. 1+ years ago

Very smart! (^_^)b

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by Tyeicha S. 1+ years ago

ten thumbs up

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

ONCE AGAIN PURE WIN

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by Bethany S. 1+ years ago

Funniest thing ever! xDDD

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by Kirsten J. 1+ years ago

Well...is she saying that Tommy really isn't John's son? Yeah I'm blonde but I'm actually not all that stupid. (but blonde and yo momma jokes are the best!) By the way, Moelicious, your jokes are the AWESOME-EST!

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by jordyn c. 1+ years ago

i saw this one befor and couldnt stop lafin now my stomach hurts lol!!!!!

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by ivana k. 1+ years ago

this joke is the best one yet lol

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol.. Busted big time! Ten!

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by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

hahaha. thats phunny. . .it took me a sec to figure it out but that's seriously phunny!!

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

BUURRRN (eff you lady) 10/10

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

HOLY CRAP!!! Someones going to therapy!!!!

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

ouch lmfao

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by DM692 1+ years ago

Heh Heh... I lollered. What a terrible way to find out.

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by King Funny 1+ years ago

oh god... i laughed so hard i peed a little..LMAO

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by stephanie a. 1+ years ago

omg that sucks i want one of those robots!!! XD

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by Jasmine S. 1+ years ago

LMAO!!! omg!!!

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by Tia D. 1+ years ago

whats imao!!??

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by meme s. 1+ years ago

LOL. Funny!

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

can't beleive the father hasn't found out yet

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

John got owned!

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by Gerzon G. 1+ years ago

Pretty nice!

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by Nicole T. 1+ years ago

oh shit that sucks. I love it how they all get slapped though!

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

Awesome!!!!!!!!!

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

OMG LOL THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY! =)

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

lmao wow that is funny

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