On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - 'Do not turn upside down.'
On Sainsbury's Peanuts - 'Warning: contains nuts'
On Boot's CHILDREN Cough Medicine - 'Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication'
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding - 'Product will be hot after heating'
On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos - 'You could be a winner! No purchase nessary. Details inside.'
On a bar of Dial soap - 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
On some Swanson Frozen dinners - 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
On packaging for a Rowenta iron - 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
On Nytol Sleep Aid - 'Warning: May cause drowiness.'
On most brands of Christmas lights - 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
On a Japanese food processor - 'Not to be used for the other use'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts - 'Instructions:Open packet, eat nuts.'
On a child's Superman costume - 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
You'd be surprised... Not making fun of anyone here =O
lol who knew that superman costumes didnt make u fly??
I read those jokes so many times. But I like this one better, because there's none of those annoying comments for each of them.
i was drinking a venom today, and on it it said: "do not drink more than three a day. not recommended for children, pregnant women or people sensitive to caffeine" ......hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
i lyk the "do not iron clothes on body" one!
Lol, who knew humans could be soooo STUPID!! Lol i like the last one, the Superman one!!