The human race is doomed through stupidity.

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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - 'Do not turn upside down.'

On Sainsbury's Peanuts - 'Warning: contains nuts'

On Boot's CHILDREN Cough Medicine - 'Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication'

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding - 'Product will be hot after heating'

On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos - 'You could be a winner! No purchase nessary. Details inside.'

On a bar of Dial soap - 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

On some Swanson Frozen dinners - 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

On packaging for a Rowenta iron - 'Do not iron clothes on body.'

On Nytol Sleep Aid - 'Warning: May cause drowiness.'

On most brands of Christmas lights - 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

On a Japanese food processor - 'Not to be used for the other use'

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - 'Instructions:Open packet, eat nuts.'

On a child's Superman costume - 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'


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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

You'd be surprised... Not making fun of anyone here =O

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by jasmine v. 1+ years ago

lol who knew that superman costumes didnt make u fly??

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by Duckerdoo 1+ years ago

I read those jokes so many times. But I like this one better, because there's none of those annoying comments for each of them.

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

i was drinking a venom today, and on it it said: "do not drink more than three a day. not recommended for children, pregnant women or people sensitive to caffeine" ......hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

i lyk the "do not iron clothes on body" one!

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by Tayla H. 1+ years ago

Lol, who knew humans could be soooo STUPID!! Lol i like the last one, the Superman one!!

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by Bridget M. 1+ years ago

Really . . .wow lloll

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