On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - 'Do not turn upside down.'

On Sainsbury's Peanuts - 'Warning: contains nuts'

On Boot's CHILDREN Cough Medicine - 'Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication'

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding - 'Product will be hot after heating'

On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos - 'You could be a winner! No purchase nessary. Details inside.'

On a bar of Dial soap - 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

On some Swanson Frozen dinners - 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

On packaging for a Rowenta iron - 'Do not iron clothes on body.'

On Nytol Sleep Aid - 'Warning: May cause drowiness.'

On most brands of Christmas lights - 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

On a Japanese food processor - 'Not to be used for the other use'

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - 'Instructions:Open packet, eat nuts.'

On a child's Superman costume - 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'