Dead horse

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Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, "Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened With that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

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by Lexi A. 1+ years ago

Not really funny, but clever. Very clever.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by carrie m. 1+ years ago

Hmmm...that is just like the government, huh?

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by Nic S. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Taylor H. 1+ years ago

ahaha

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

I agree with Travis M. =O Hilarious joke BTW ^-^

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by Trisha B. 1+ years ago

Good one!!

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by travis m. 1+ years ago

haha but wouldn't he make $998 ????

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by didin t. 1+ years ago

i didnt undrstn

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by andy h. 1+ years ago

it would of been funnyer if his name was someone who in the goverment

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

very deep thinker....lol

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

Smart Chuck.

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