There was a man whose name was One Stone because he only had one testicle. He hated being called One Stone so one day he made an announcement that anyone who called him One Stone again would be MURDERED.
A woman was on holiday when One Stone made his announcement. When she got back she said "Hi One Stone". One Stone took her into the woods and raped her until she died.
Another woman forgot about this announcement so she said "Hi One Stone". One Stone took her into the woods and raped her, but she wouldn't die.
And that goes to show that you can't kill two birds with one stone.