Two Trees & A Woodpecker

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Two Trees & A Woodpecker.....

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'


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categories: animals, nature sex, sexuality word fun (puns, riddles)





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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

.....oh wow....

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago


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by meredith m. 1+ years ago

wow its soo good to see some good clean jokes in here!

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