Skydiving Test

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Skydiving Test

A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went.

"Well dad everyone else was nervous but I felt totally calm. Finally it came my turn to jump and I don't know what happened, I just froze up, I couldn't jump. Finally the drill instructor came up to me and said "IF YOU DON"T JUMP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I'LL STICK MY DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'LL COME OUT YOUR NOSE!"

"Damm son" the father said "did you jump?"

"Yeah, a little bit at first!"

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Ashley S. 1+ years ago

omg that is terrible.

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by Bunny Man 1+ years ago

O_O *dies*

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by Mad R. 1+ years ago

L......O........L.....

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

the man didn't jump, so the instructor stuck his dick up the mans ass

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by Kiosha A. 1+ years ago

The son jumped a little when the man stuck it in......duh....

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by didin t. 1+ years ago

??????explain please

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by Bryan H. 1+ years ago

its DAMN not DAMM

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by Harmony H. 1+ years ago

I don't get it.

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