One day, a corporate boss comes to work with an unzipped pants. The secretary, feeling obligated not to let her boss be humiliated in front of his clients and other employees told him that his pants is unzipped.
secretary : Sir, ur pants is unzipped
Her boss looked down, zipped his pants and ask her
Boss : So, i take it you saw my Porsche?
Startled, the secretary answered.
Secretary : No sir, i only saw one Minicooper with 2 flat tyres