A man is having problems with his computer and calls for a tecnition. A lady turns up at his house to help.
She shows him a few things on the computer and then tells the guy that he needs to make a username and password.
He says 'ok then my username can be Mycomputer' she says 'ok then and now for your password'
the man now wants to embarass the technition. he tells her to put the password as 'PENIS'
Then the man, very red faced, looks at the woman who is on the floor laughing.
The computer says ' Password not allowed, not long enough'