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We're Getting a Divorce

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A husband and wife have been arguing for several weeks and the wife has finally decided that she wants a divorce. So when the husband comes home she is all packed and ready to go out the door.

The husband takes one look at her and says, "Where do you think your going?" The wife replies, "I'm leaving you and going to Las Vegas to become a prostitute and earn $400 a blow job." Upon hearing that, the husband runs upstairs and comes back down with all his bags packed.

The wife looks at him and asks, "Where do you think your going?" "I'm going with you," The husband replies, "I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by naderay a. 1+ years ago

hahahaha lol very funny poor girl tho!!!!1 no wonder she wanted a divorce!!!

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by Arron Cullen 1+ years ago

Mo. Don't count on it. Good joke.

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by Kaytee B. 1+ years ago

Very, very funny

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by Mo S. 1+ years ago

DAMN!!!!! i think i'll follow her plan. I'LL B MAKING MILLIONS..... LOL JK

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