Freedom of Speech

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A man and a women were married for a few years. The woman believed in freedom of speech, and spoke her mind. The man thought she was dominating the house and wanted that to change, so one day he says, "I just want you to know that I have rules. I will go drinking with my friends whenever I want, go to the strip club whenever I want, go golfing whenever I want, and guess who's going to take the shoes off of my feet when I get home?" The woman, annoyed, says, "The funeral director."

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by travis m. 1+ years ago

....... i don't get it

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

That joke has been repeated many, many times. I don't tell you how to write your jokes, don't tell me how to write mine.

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

A better response would have been, "i'm going to have sex whenever I want whether your here or not"

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