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Yo Momma so fat, when she turned around people gave her a welcome back party.

Yo Momma so fat, she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "Stop that TWINKIE!"

Yo Momma so fat, when she went outside in a red dress and everyone yelled, "Hey, KOOL-AID!"

Yo Momma so fat, when she jumped into the air, she got stuck.

Yo Momma so fat, her waist size is the equator.

Yo Momma so fat, when she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.

Yo Momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo Momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the weighing scales.

Yo Momma so fat, when God said "Let their be light", she had to move over.

Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo Momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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Yo Momma so old, she sat me Jesus in first grade.

Yo Momma so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo Momma so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Momma so old, when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo Momma so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo Momma so old, she was a waitress and the Last Supper.

Yo Momma so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo Momma so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo Momma so old, she older than your Grandma.

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