chuck norris facts #2

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chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open. chuck norris counted to infinity. twice. the great wall of china was built to keep chuck norris failed miserably. chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter. chuck norris knows the EXACT location of carmen sandiego when taking the SAT write chuck norris for every will score over 8000. in hte beginning there was nothing. then chuck norris round-house kicked that nothing in the face and said get a job. that is the story of the universe. chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one. more comming!!!


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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

chuck norris knows what you said, sleep with one eye open

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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

chuck norris round house kicked his sugar meter when it told him his sugar lv. No One tells Chuck Norris nothing. He Tells You.

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read!

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

Chuck Norris jokes are so lame I find them funny, haha! But why did you just submit it like that? It's not nice to look at, you should have broken it into seperate lines for each "fact".

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