What did the Leper say to the prostitute after sex? Keep the tip.
How do you make spagetti? Throw a leper at a fly screen.
What goes "Bounce Bounce, pause, plop plop plop plop plop? A leper jumping off of a diving board.
What do you call 50 lepers in a bath tub? Stew.
Why are lepers so good at tennis? They can keep their eyes on the ball.
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