Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennessee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first
You Dropped something , "My jaw" Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over
Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven" Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. When God made you, he was showing off
It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I know milk does a body good, but dang girl, how much have you been drinking?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. You're ugly but you intrigue me. Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
Man - Do you like to dance? Woman - Yes ! Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? Is your name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?