A voice from above

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A preist was reading his bible one day when he heard a loud voice coming from above.

"I need your help, can you hear me?"

Looking around to confirm that he's alone the preist responds.

"I'm here for you Lord!"

:"I need you to do something for me."

:What is it you need me to do?" The preist responded filling up with pride over being asked to do something by God.

"I need a phillips head screw driver"

"A phillips head screw driver? What is that my Lord?"

"A damn screw driver. I'm cleaning the air ducts, and I need a screw driver!"

This is a true story...happened at my parish, and was told to me by the preist.

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Are you retarded? Seriously, are you?

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by Rebecca O. 1+ years ago

prIEst!

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