A preist was reading his bible one day when he heard a loud voice coming from above.
"I need your help, can you hear me?"
Looking around to confirm that he's alone the preist responds.
"I'm here for you Lord!"
:"I need you to do something for me."
:What is it you need me to do?" The preist responded filling up with pride over being asked to do something by God.
"I need a phillips head screw driver"
"A phillips head screw driver? What is that my Lord?"
"A damn screw driver. I'm cleaning the air ducts, and I need a screw driver!"
This is a true story...happened at my parish, and was told to me by the preist.
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