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Teacher: Larry, why are you later for school?

Larry: Well, I was dreaming about a football game, and it went into extra time- so i had to see the finish.

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Tony: I'm no longer the quarterback on our team.

Bony: What happened?

Tony: It's all my mother's fault. She made me promise not to pass anything until somebody said, "Please."

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Dad was delighted to learn that his son had broken the school long-jump record.

Dad: How did you do it, Son?"

Son: To tell the truth, truth, Dad I enter dicus. But as I got ready to throw, I backed into a javelin."

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Duffy: When I was a sparring partner for the heavyweight champion, I gave him the biggest scare of his life.

Tom: You gave the champion a big scare?

Duffy: Yes- he thought he killed me

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