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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

She said, 'You have the biggest dick out of all your friends!'......

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Kitsune U. 1+ years ago

Lol, too clever! X3

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by tessa p. 1+ years ago

niceeee

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

MY GOD.....PURE WIN WIN

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

hehe

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by Dan T. 1+ years ago

Damn lol... i would be so depressed... that was a good one moe... 10/10 again nice job

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by Mad R. 1+ years ago

Not that funny...meh..Im not knocking Moelicious, I just think its not that funny. Dont spam me....this is a joke site and Im just posting my opinion...this joke wasnt that great so I cant give it a great score....10/10 sorry keeep trying and next time I might give you a 0 if its very good.

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

muahahaha thats just great haha

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by travis m. 1+ years ago

haha great if only you could use this joke on a girl lol

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by andy h. 1+ years ago

lol very funny i love your jokes ur so funny and so is this joke

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by Jasmine S. 1+ years ago

Moelicious has da best jokes!!!

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by meme s. 1+ years ago

Moelicious rocks!

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by Gerzon G. 1+ years ago

ur d best moelicious!

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by gary b. 1+ years ago

Moelicious is top chart!!!! AWSOME ONE MOELICIOUS

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by Nicole T. 1+ years ago

that was funny but that should make him happy and sad though

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by Greg S. 1+ years ago

pathetic. Go drink bleach

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

good one

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by Jack A. 1+ years ago

took me a few seconds to get it, but i got it

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by Daniel B. 1+ years ago

hmm

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by Vanessa R. 1+ years ago

Lmao dat was a good 1

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by Brittany P. 1+ years ago

nice

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

smart.......

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by Ashley b. 1+ years ago

that worked.

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

Instant classic.

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