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*Got Any Bread?*

A duck walks into a bar. Duck - "Got any bread?" The bartender says: Bartender - "No." D - "Got any bread?" B - "I said I haven't got any bread!" D - "Hmmmm... got any bread?" B - "You're one annoying duck. Ask me again and I shall nail your beak into the floor!" D - "Hmmm... got any nails?" B - "No." D - "Got any bread?"

*That'll Be £2.95*

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a pint, mate." The bartender gives him the pint and says, "That'll be £2.95, please." The ducksays, "Just put it on my bill."

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