World's Greatest Dad

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Three boys are in the school's yard bragging how great their fathers are.

The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an arrow and start to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."

The second boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and get there before the bullet."

The third one listens to the first two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father works for the government. He stops work at 5pm and he is home by 4:15pm."

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by Cynthia S. 1+ years ago

OOHHHHHH BURN! LMFAO

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by KAVEH Z. 1+ years ago

geniuses!

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by Karl C. 1+ years ago

He's working for the government. Wait, *working*? :-)

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by Danielle S. 1+ years ago

Perhaps trying to catch a cheating spouse?

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by abc d. 1+ years ago

The father is suppose to work until 5pm, but he's lazy and left early.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

or does he travel over 2 time zones? i dont get it either.

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

I dont get it? Does he travel back in time that hes so fast, or is the boy just stupid and doesnt get that he comes back the next day???

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