Three boys are in the school's yard bragging how great their fathers are.
The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an arrow and start to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
The second boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and get there before the bullet."
The third one listens to the first two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father works for the government. He stops work at 5pm and he is home by 4:15pm."
He's working for the government. Wait, *working*? :-)
Perhaps trying to catch a cheating spouse?
The father is suppose to work until 5pm, but he's lazy and left early.
or does he travel over 2 time zones? i dont get it either.