A Chinese man went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw his colourful attire, he immediately thought, "Not this man!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain the man. So he told him, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance! The words are Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple and Black.
The Chinese man thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said, "Yellow. Blue's that? White didjoo say? Ai, wrong numbah. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
The Chinese man got the job.