Buttitches

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There is a kid name Buttitches. On the first day of school the teacher ask him what his name is he told her and she laughed she asked him again and he told her his name this time she was angry and said to him that if he doesnt give her his name she is going to send him to the principal office he told her his name and got sent to the principal office. There the principal asked him for his name the same thing happened with the teacher except he sent him home instead (sorry I didnt want to retype everything). On his way home he got hit by a car and his mom saw this and ran up to him screaming "OH MY BUTTITCHES OH MY BUTTITICHES!!!" then a cop came by and said "lady if your butt itches then scratch it"

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by Katie K. 1+ years ago

Uhh... not sure how it even got over a 3 rating. Poorly executed

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by nicole k. 1+ years ago

ahhhh!!!! my best friend used to tell this joke all the time...only it was slightly more morbid cause buttitches died and it was at the funeral tht the lady was told to scratch it lol

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by John E. 1+ years ago

lol its funny how i say out loud and im like lady if your butt itches then scratch it and i thought it said bitches at first O.o

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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

',:( ha! cool face!

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

not the best joke on this site but it is funnier than 50%of the jokes here

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by cody r. 1+ years ago

',: (

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

yea I jus realized there was another one jus lyk this but I spent all this time typing it and didnt want to delete this so yea srry to the other person who wrote this

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