An overprotective farmer knew each of his 3 daughters were going on a date that day. So he wanted to look the man they were going out with over.
So the first guy comes and he says, "Hi my names Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we are gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?". So the farmer sent them on their way.
Then the next guy arrives and says, "Hi my name is Lett, I'm here for Pett, we're gonna have a great time I bet, Is she all set?". So the farmers sends them on there way thinking it must be some, new cool thing to rhyme constantly.
So the last guy arrives and goes, "Hi my name is Chuck and-". Suddenly the farmer whipped out a shotgun and blew his brains out.