The Morgue

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The Morgue

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsy, the coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

'First body: Italian, age 60 years. Died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.

Second body: Scotsman, 25 years old. Won a thousand pounds on the lottery. Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

'And, what of the third body?'

'Ah', says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. He was Danny Earl, Newfie, age 30, struck by lightning.''

'Why is he smiling then', inquires the Police.

Says the coroner...., 'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

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