Funny American Jokes

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American jokes :

-Why do americans fail in the banana selling buisness? Because everytime they see a bent banana they would throw it away.

-A normal american guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio ; He heard : "This Is London!" The man said : DAMN this thing is FAST!

- One American guy traveled to China on a trip. He got on a bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much people !" ..The bus driver said :" You right , in chinnna , evere minute there is a child born." The man said: "See that's what makes americans better , because in america every 9 months there is a child born! "

- An American guy called the firefighters : " Hey , listen man so if there's no fire we don't get a chance to see you guys ! "

- How does an american search for a rabbit ? He imitates the sound of a carrot.

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by Tiffani T. 1+ years ago

Ok, some of these could have been funny, but most just flat out don't make sense. Try again.

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

To quote Trey Parker co-creator of South Park: What do you call a U.S. citizen with a PhD in applied physics & math? A stupid American

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by Rachel H. 1+ years ago

Who are you if you can't laugh at yourself? Granted I didn't find these funny but it's not because it was about Americans. If they were about some other race I still wouldn't find them funny. Quit getting butt hurt over a stupid joke. Grow up.

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by David k. 1+ years ago

i have to say...you punya joke is not funny lah? this is just so tak kentiau!!!!! kentot pangentot...

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by A M. 1+ years ago

not true, Americans are not stupid, and you are a racist idiot

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

so true! by the way gary you are being a racist bastard

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Hey, Ahmad F., get back on your camel and go back to whatever middle eastern country you came from. God bless AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Tracie F. 1+ years ago

Spam

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by amy s. 1+ years ago

Not funny, but WELCOME TO AMERICA!

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