why can you tell a man there are 600 billion stars but he has to touch it you when you tell him the paints wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
why do docters call what they do practice?
why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring but dish soap is made with real lemons?
why does sunlight lighten your hair but darken your skin?
why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
why is a school called "halls of learning" but we study in a classroom?
why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
why is a boxing ring square?
when are quizzes and popcorn alike? when they pop!
LOL so cool hope you liked it comment and rate!PLZ
why is it that you have no life you feel the need to submit something so useless like this? you think this is funny?
You want people to rate and comment on your jokes...they do and you always retort with a rude comment. Why would anyone want to be honest with you if you aren't going to act like an adult and quit with the idiotic replies? ***Sits & waits to be called an ass face or something juvenile like that**
I'm pretty sure this is a repeat, or at least most of these were ripped out of other jokes.
this was all i could come up with at the time ok!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? answer: it needs air to work. if you leave the top off, it will stick to the inside of the bottle.
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