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why can you tell a man there are 600 billion stars but he has to touch it you when you tell him the paints wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

why do docters call what they do practice?

why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring but dish soap is made with real lemons?

why does sunlight lighten your hair but darken your skin?

why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

why is a school called "halls of learning" but we study in a classroom?

why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

why is a boxing ring square?

when are quizzes and popcorn alike? when they pop!

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

Stop brown-nosing and learn how to spell

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by David k. 1+ years ago

why is it that you have no life you feel the need to submit something so useless like this? you think this is funny?

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by Randi B. 1+ years ago

You WANTED a rating. ASKED for it, even.

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by Randi B. 1+ years ago

Wow... you're kind of pathetic...

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

shut up he has a point

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by ali n. 1+ years ago

theyre not truths there questions!!!

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

Sorry

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by Amy W. 1+ years ago

You want people to rate and comment on your jokes...they do and you always retort with a rude comment. Why would anyone want to be honest with you if you aren't going to act like an adult and quit with the idiotic replies? ***Sits & waits to be called an ass face or something juvenile like that**

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

I'm pretty sure this is a repeat, or at least most of these were ripped out of other jokes.

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by Laffing H. 1+ years ago

I think its nice. Very true!

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

this was all i could come up with at the time ok!

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

This is retarded. 1/10

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? answer: it needs air to work. if you leave the top off, it will stick to the inside of the bottle.

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

come on guys coment!

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