Hospital Patient

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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."

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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

Must of been a detective in her younger years...

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

um... wat r u talking abt?

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by Jackie O. 1+ years ago

That is so true!

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by Trisha B. 1+ years ago

Funny

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol, 10, i feel like that lady =(.

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by Moelicious 1+ years ago

I still like this joke! No one tells me shit! ha

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by Sashikala N. 1+ years ago

I luv this...granny good work!!!

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by Shane P. 1+ years ago

almost as funny as the shirt I seen on ShirtBuys.com

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by Latoshia W. 1+ years ago

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by Jasmine S. 1+ years ago

i saw it coming

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by Rebecca S. 1+ years ago

lol i love this joke it is sooo funny.

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

I've heard this one before but still very funny

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by Todd M. 1+ years ago

funny stuff :)

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

haha... funny

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by jorge s. 1+ years ago

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

good one

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

GTFO Moelicious. You're not funny.

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