Two cabbages were having a game of catch one day when the ball found its way out into the oncoming traffic. One of the cabbages went to get it and was hit by a car. He was rushed to the hospital with his friend in hot pursuit. "Doctor," the second cabbage asked, "is my friend going to be all right?" "I have good news and bad news," the doctor replied. "The good news is your friend is going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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