You're so dumb... when they were passing out brains, you thought they said trains and said, "Give me a slow one."
You're so ugly... when you were born, the doctor apologized.
You're so ugly... when you were a kid, your mom had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
You're so annoying... Spongebob tries to avoid you.
You're so ugly... it looks like your face caught on fire and they tried to put it out with an ax.
You're so dumb... you need to wear swim fins to eat soup.
You're so dumb... you make Paris Hilton look like she just got her PhD.
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