Hunting Moose

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These two guys, Bill and Ted, are out hunting moose. After three days, they had come up with nothing, so they decided to improvise.

On the next trip, they brought along a moose costume and artificial mating scent. They sprayed the scent all around the nearby trees and got in the costume, Bill in the front, Ted in the back.

After a few minutes a huge male moose comes running at them.

Bill warns Ted. "We got a big one comming," he said. "Hand me the rifle."

Ted tells him, "I thought you had the rifle! What are we going to do!?"

Bill turns to Ted and tells him, "I think I can get by with eating some grass, but you better brace yourself."


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by Anthony M. 1+ years ago

the worst joke ever

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

I don't get it... Was that supposed to be funny?

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by DM692 1+ years ago

That's funny, if a little disgusting...

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by Georgia R. 1+ years ago


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