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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still ape s?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're goin g?'
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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by god i got it pritty bad 3 out of the 4 of us suffer from some form of mental illness (yes i am one of them).
Very funny! xD I loved it! But "If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" I'm sure we can all figure this one out.. [Evolution states we all came from a common ancestor...not actual apes. ^_^] Come on, I don't even think evolution is real and I knew that! xP The rest was extremely great. x]
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what if you and all three of you best friends are not sane? doesn't that make the statistics wrong?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? --Cuz we're klutzy. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? -- They're lazy and stupid. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? --Cuz he's a cartoon... And an actor. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? --We believe that the harder we try t he more likely we are to succeed.
Well, I go to a school exclusively for children with mental illness... That means me, my three best friends, the rest of my class, and the students in the other classes all suffer from some sort of mental illness... According to my calculations, that means that you guys are all sane.
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Well i think of my three best friends and its clear that we are all insane!!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I do that all the time!
damn you to hell, dumbass
shut the hell up you motherfucking retard!
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The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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Why are people complaining about stealing jokes, they're not copyrighted or anything
i have heard every1 of these countless times for years. not cool
"Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?" Whose idea was it to put a 'z' and an 's' in 'rendezvous'?
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love it and how can any of you prove that this wasn't the person who put these up origanaly?Maybe everyone else was copying him. I still subscribed
your the dumbass
You just copy jokes and make them better...Cheat...
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I <3 Moelicious
You've got to be a comedian in real life. I've never seen anyone write so many funny jokes.
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