10 ways to tell your house is too old

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10. Every so often you here a huge boom and half the attic falls down with a tiny spider on the top.

9. The mail-man will put the mail in the slot then run away as fast as he can hoping the house won't fall over.

8. Trick-or-Treating kids come over and ask for candy thinking it was Halloween in June.

7. Water floods the basement everyday.

6. When playing loud music your floor collapsed.

5. You just made it on the, "historical house" list.

4. Termites have to move out or go hungry.

3. Your bathtub became the neighborhoods jungle.

2. People keep giving you the oldest house in America awards.

1. You realize huts seem to stay up better then your house does in 4 MPH wind.

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