NBC Olympic Comments

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. ' Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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by Vera (. 1+ years ago

I love the last one xD

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

and this is would happen if i ever spoke at a sports competition :p haha very funny :D

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

I dont get the Paul Hamm one....someone explain please??

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by Alyssa C. 1+ years ago

LMAO! Love the last one!

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by h b. 1+ years ago

AHAHAHA!!!!!!! That last one killed me. That and the one before it were probably the best, but pretty much all of them were hillarious.

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by brian z. 1+ years ago

the best where #5 and #9 lol

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Lol! The last one is best! I'd probably quit and move outta the counrty. ._.

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by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

those are phunny. . .i like the last one :)

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

hehe thats good

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

lol the last one, "wait a minute"....

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by Dusk S. 1+ years ago

#9 was NICE!

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by < ( ^ ^ ) >. 1+ years ago

lol the last one actually realizes what he said

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by gary b. 1+ years ago

funnies joke of all time. I just submitted my own joke

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by alexis p. 1+ years ago

lol i love that last one :D

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by Emily W. 1+ years ago

ha ha very good!

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by Mandy M. 1+ years ago

ha nice

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by Kristopher T. 1+ years ago

lmao great

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by ken c. 1+ years ago

i agree the 1st 8 were goodbut the last one....... freakin great!!

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by D.C. 1+ years ago

all but the last one were crappy well done on the last one though!

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by cody r. 1+ years ago

omg that was f-ing hilarious!

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by veto l. 1+ years ago

omg... that was sooo.......................CRAPPY!!!

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by justin o. 1+ years ago

lol awesome

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