There were 3 guys on an island. Guy 1, 2 and 3.
After years of exploring the island, one guy finds a lamp with a genie in it. ( I know it doesn't happen, but its a joke people ) The genie tells each guy to bring back 10 peices of fruit.
Guy 1 brings back 10 apples. " Now." the genie said." Shove all 10 apples up your butt without changing your facial expression, and i will get you off this island." He shoves 1,2,3,4,5, then screams in pain.
Guy 2 brings back 10 berries. The genie tells him the same thing. So he begins, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, then he bursts out in laughter. While 3 is doing yet the same thing, 1 asks 2: " Why did you laugh, you were so close!" 2 replies." I saw 3 had pinapples."
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